*48 PAGE FULLY ILLUSTRATED*
Listen, this book is boring. We're telling you it's boring. It's in the title of the book--
in fact, it's THE MOST BORING BOOK EVER! Don't peek behind the cover!
Don't look at the pictures! And definitely don't follow along with the rip-roaring
adventure the boy is experiencing. Stay focused on mundane things like sitting in
chairs and doing homework. Any report of dragons or marauding airships is
ridiculous! This book is BORING!